icameoutonthetardis

bearsintreesofficial

goodnight to all deep sea abominations who are trying to make it big on the surface, fans of niche internet podcasts, people waiting with cautious optimism for the release of how to build an ocean: instructions by bears in trees next friday, and those who find hope in the person that looks back at them in the mirror.

zozzlez

aquaflv

really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite

aquaflv

yesterday she told me some story about the Buddha's wife and child and I was like. Wait. He fucked? And she was like yeah of course he fucked, why wouldn't he, he was the most attractive and loveable and and wise and etc. person who ever lived. why would he not fuck.

aquaflv

this morning she looked perplexed in the kitchen at me and said "did Jesus not fuck?"

prigorie

forever obsessed with the way Rose keeps haunting the narrative after Journey's End

(and in some ways always will)

blueberrycumbersnatch

itznarcotic

geekmom13

@thatvixenchick decided to send this to me earlier:

text at the top says: "Just dropping by the remind you that in 10 days..." under is a picture of a block of uncooked ramen.

spandexbutterfly4lyfe

politijohn

Source

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anarchistmemecollective

The startup was launched in 2022, but only dispatched its first 20 metric tonnes of ice recently. It has been hit with a wave of criticism which has taken the founders by surprise. Social media commentators have been unflattering, making comments such as: “Shouldn’t you be worrying about the effects of global warming rather than selling glacier water?” or “What is this dystopia?”. Other reactions and private messages have gone even further, including some comments which, according to Rasmussen, have “verged on death threats”.

flufflogic

Yeah, uh, "purity" is not a term I would use for raw unfiltered ice that's been part of a pack for unknown years. "Full of fucking who knows what" is more like it.

This is very much giving me Broad Street Pump energy.

I’ve seen this plot in Doctor Who it did not end well

blueberrycumbersnatch

mossworm

me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

bemusedlybespectacled

me every single week: I'll do it on the weekend!

me the entire weekend:

princessgiggles333

“i need him in a way that’s concerning for feminism!”

well i need Ruby Cruz in a way that will power feminism into world domination. i see edits of Her, and suddenly i understand what bowser feels like about princess peach because i NEED Her so bad. it’s actually unbearable at this point i might have to check myself into a hospital.